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Little fairies sprinkled gold dust over my life in early December and suddenly I was in Calistoga, California rubbing shoulders with some of my favorite bloggers. Consider this your weekend guide if you’d like to eat your way through Calistoga … it’s a magical land.

Calistoga, California Travel Guide

Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

We stayed at the Calistoga Guest Ranch and this was the view outside of my room. Just green. Lots of nature. I kept saying I was on the set of the movie Twilight. It was dark, drizzly and vibrant green. Moody…lots of mood for days. I dug it. As soon as I arrived, Teri (@nocrumbsleft | who masterminded the entire week, shoved probably one of the best english muffins I’ve ever had my way. It was from The Model Bakery…and that should be your first stop.

Calistoga Guest Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Above is Christine (@c.r.a.v.i.n.g.s | looking pensive in the outdoor living room…as you can see we started an intensive wine/hydration system early in the week. It was only moderately effective. Our beds were beyond cozy, each house had its own kitchen + indoor and outdoor living areas. My housemates were Christi (@bazaarlazarr | + Stephanie (@cookwithcolor)…we had lots of loud music, wine and the occasional Easy E. The Calistoga Guest Ranch was perfect because even though we were stupid loud, I don’t think anyone could hear us. I think…

Phifer Pavitt Winery | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Our first day we went to Phifer Pavitt Winery and sipped amazing sauvignon blanc and cabernet sauvignon. Our food blogger crew included: Abi (@abisfarmhousekitchen |, Teri, Jen (@thelemonapron |, Naomi (@thecooksinthekitchen |, Adam + Ryan (@husbandsthatcook |, Christi, Deborah (@rainydaybites), Stephanie and the lovely Christine. We mingled, we schmoozed and got to know one another.

Later we jumped into St. Helena and stuffed our faces at Gotts Roadside. Burgers, fries and wine. Done. I’m always happy when a burger joint is a) delicious and b) offers wine + beer alongside shakes + sodas.

Valrhona Chocolate | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Calistoga Guest Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

On our second day we stayed at the ranch all day listening to the completely engaging photographer George Lange (@george.lange |, he photographed us, we photographed stuff (like the Valrhona chocolate on the Erickson board above) and we all pitched in and made dinner together. Loud music, hella wine…it was a good night…I think this was the night I crawled in bed and Christine Snapchatted her way around the Ranch, in the dark, at midnight. I sent her a text telling her it looked like the start of a horror movie…

Long Meadow Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Long Meadow Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Long Meadow Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Long Meadow Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Our last night we went to Michelin-starred Long Meadow Ranch (aka Farmstead @lmrwine | which was nothing short of spectacular. By this meal it honestly felt like we’d known each other for years. It was still dark and rainy, pictures were hard to take, but we ate and laughed and cried and laughed some more. I think it was at this point that we all started talking about where our next meet up should be.

Goose and Gander | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

We headed over to the Goose & Gander (@goosegandernapa | and had the prettiest cocktails with the best music and the nicest people.

Breakfast Potatoes and Calistoga Guest Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Calistoga Guest Ranch | Calistoga, California Travel Guide | Displaced Housewife

Our last morning, Christi and I made breakfast…those gorgeous breakfast potatoes up there are hers. The reality was I was pretty useless at this point and Christi did most of the heavy lifting. Thanks Christi. Then Christine, Ryan, Adam and myself motored over to Sonoma and went to Abi’s house, which is also the gorgeous Annadel Winery. We sat by a fire, looked out huge windows to grape vines and more drizzles and sipped some hella delicious wine. We never wanted to leave.

This whole glorious trip came about because Teri went on a little vision quest. Last spring, I think, she posed the question: what would you guys think about a get-together in Napa? Umm, yes please. And consider me forever a yes for wherever these trips may take us. So thank you for the idea and all of the hard work that you put into making it happen.

Ok. Stay tuned. I hope to have more hijinx coming soon.

On My Mind

  • This post took me FOREVER to get up…I have no idea why. But here we are. On my next trip, anything special you’d like to see? Let me know.
  • Lots happening in the US right now. Speak up. Be active. But be kind.
  • Sending lots of love to each and every one of you. Wherever you might be.

Rebecca xoxo

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  • Amisha January 31, 2017 at 12:30 AM

    Loving your new layout Rebecca! So classy and cool like you! :) How fun to read all about your Napa adventures! Such a fun fun event that I sadly missed! And we still need to meet up!! :)

    • Rebecca Firth January 31, 2017 at 4:08 PM

      Hi Amisha!!! Why thank you!! I’m still working out the kinks…but I like it lots. Really wish you would have been there, it was such a good time. We will meet up soon, for sure. Take care!!! xoxo

  • Jennifer Emilson January 30, 2017 at 10:22 PM

    You really captured the fun of the week! The photos are glorious! What does it say that I love the potatoes photo the most ?!?! Truly, it did feel like we were all long lost friends. Hers to our next reunion!

    • Rebecca Firth January 30, 2017 at 11:41 PM

      Awww, thanks Jennifer!!! I actually love the potatoes the most too!! And they were so delicious. Can’t wait to see you again soon! xo

  • Christine January 29, 2017 at 4:55 PM

    Ahhh! Can’t believe you caught me unawares in that first photo! Bravo!!! Haha what a delightful trip down memeory lane! Loved reading through it all. The wine the food the forest! Teir crafted such a magical experience that when I look back on it seems to be a dream. Ugh, all this nostalgia is making me hungry! And bittersweet. And we need to plan another trip asap!!

    • DisplacedHousewife January 29, 2017 at 5:43 PM

      I love that photo…the fire and all of the green behind you. Plus, it captured one of my favorite parts of the trip — just hanging out, drinking wine and chatting. Can’t wait for the next trip too!! xoxo

  • Stephanie January 29, 2017 at 3:29 PM

    Was so much fun to be housemates! You post perfectly captures our fun frolic in the woods.

    • DisplacedHousewife January 29, 2017 at 3:40 PM

      Stephanie, it was so much fun!! I can’t wait for our next fandango!!! xoxo